Hello and welcome to my blog!~
You can call me Bear!
I post a lot at once so I hope you don't mind shitloads of posts at once for an extended amount of time by me!
I like it when guys have their little brother or sister or just a small child with them and they’re all nice to them and play with them and stuff like yes please continue giving your little sister a piggy back ride
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YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
Headcanon: Sweden’s actually pretty funny in a tremendously dorky way, but will only whisper his dumb jokes to Finland. Finland, having an equally dorky sense of humour finds Sweden’s comments hilarious and can’t help but laugh at them. Cue Finland pissing himself laughing in the middle of meetings and stuff and nobody believing him when he says it’s because of something Sweden said, all while Sweden sits there expressionless but feeling smug as hell because F’CK YEA GOT FIN TA LAUGH.
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).